It's love. The fifth element is love. What a stupid fucking movie.

Alfred has a twin! Robert figures out to clone himself thereby giving the illusion that he can 'teleport'. Turns out he kills all of his ...

Mido is his daughter. Gross!

Snape kills Dumbledore

Donnie get's smushed by a jet engine, as he is supposed to.

Judge Doom is actually a toon. Also he dies at the end by being melted in his own concoction. The Dip!

Louise learns the ability to see the future via the Alien Language. She stops a war from happening by seeing glimpses of a future where s...

Jack Torrance dies

Master Yoda dies

The ring gets destroyed.

Fiona is an ogre

Ryan comes back home to Earth.

Doofie is the murderer

Doc Brown isn't actually dead, he was wearing a bulletproof vest.

Leia is luke's sister

Truman courageously sails to the end of 'his world' to leave the show.

Vuk get's blown up and shot in the head. They piss off the yugoslavians and end up shooting each other in a bar. God and Satan show up? A...

Malcolm is actually a ghost. He was killed by Vincent Grey, a former patient of his.

Matthew Mcconaughey is 'the ghost' warning himself from the 5th dimension.

E.T goes home.

Rocky loses the fight

Willy Wonka gives Charlie his chocolate factory.

Bonnie and Clyde dies

Private Ryan gets saved

They kill the aliens with water. Stupid aliens, why would you invade a planet that is 71% of something that is deadly to them!

Qi'ra betrays Han. She's actually working for Darth Maul

Dewey regains his sense of smell

Marty recovers the sports almanac from Young Biff in 1955 and destroys it, restoring the timeline to its 'original', Post back to the fut...

Freddie Mercury contracts AIDS

Thanos succeeds in getting the infinity stones. Snaps his fingers and 50% of the universes population seizes to exist.

Kylo Ren saves the day and dies in the process.

Howard gets shot in the head right after winning millions of dollars betting on the Celtics.

Tony Stark dies.