The Fifth Element (1997)
It's love. The fifth element is love. What a stupid fucking movie.
The Prestige (2006)
Alfred has a twin! Robert figures out to clone himself thereby giving the illusion that he can 'teleport'. Turns out he kills all of his ...
Mido is his daughter. Gross!
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Snape kills Dumbledore
Donnie Darko (2001)
Donnie get's smushed by a jet engine, as he is supposed to.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Judge Doom is actually a toon. Also he dies at the end by being melted in his own concoction. The Dip!
Louise learns the ability to see the future via the Alien Language. She stops a war from happening by seeing glimpses of a future where s...
The Shining (1980)
Jack Torrance dies
Return of the Jedi (1983)
Master Yoda dies
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
The ring gets destroyed.
Fiona is an ogre
Ryan comes back home to Earth.
Scary Movie (2000)
Doofie is the murderer
Back to the Future (1985)
Doc Brown isn't actually dead, he was wearing a bulletproof vest.
Return of the Jedi (1983)
Leia is luke's sister
The Truman Show (1998)
Truman courageously sails to the end of 'his world' to leave the show.
In China They Eat Dogs (1999)
Vuk get's blown up and shot in the head. They piss off the yugoslavians and end up shooting each other in a bar. God and Satan show up? A...
The Sixth Sense (1999)
Malcolm is actually a ghost. He was killed by Vincent Grey, a former patient of his.
Matthew Mcconaughey is 'the ghost' warning himself from the 5th dimension.
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
E.T goes home.
Rocky loses the fight
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971)
Willy Wonka gives Charlie his chocolate factory.
Bonnie and Clyde (1967)
Bonnie and Clyde dies
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Private Ryan gets saved
They kill the aliens with water. Stupid aliens, why would you invade a planet that is 71% of something that is deadly to them!
Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018)
Qi'ra betrays Han. She's actually working for Darth Maul
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
Dewey regains his sense of smell
Back to the Future Part II (1989)
Marty recovers the sports almanac from Young Biff in 1955 and destroys it, restoring the timeline to its 'original', Post back to the fut...
Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)
Freddie Mercury contracts AIDS
Avengers: Infinity War (2018)
Thanos succeeds in getting the infinity stones. Snaps his fingers and 50% of the universes population seizes to exist.
Star Wars: Episode IX (2019)
Kylo Ren saves the day and dies in the process.
Uncut Gems (2019)
Howard gets shot in the head right after winning millions of dollars betting on the Celtics.
Avengers: Endgame (2019)
Tony Stark dies.