Glen Coco gets four candy canes. You go Glen Coco! Regina gets hit by a bus. And fetch never happened.

Johnny comes back to save Baby, because you know, nobody puts Baby in the corner

Julia Roberts is a prostitute and when meeting Richard Gere they fall in love. And she quits her job.

Her sister sends out all of her love letters written to her old flames. She ends up with one of them (Peter).

Sierra Burgess ends up with Jamey, and is not a loser anymore.

Eilis travels to Brooklyn where she marries Tony. Who is italian btw. Then her mother dies in England, and she must go back. She misses T...

An old man tells a story to an old lady about this young couple. She is demented, and it turns out the young couple in the story is them....

Jackson Maine (Bradley Cooper) commits suicide.