Apparently Martians die if listening to yodeling music. WTF?!

Roger 'Verbal' Kint IS Keyser Söze, god dammit!

Darth Vader didn't kill Lukes father. He IS Luke's father!

The king returns!

Henry Fonda convinces the jury that the accused isn't guilty. The last one to change his vote to is breaks down and reveals personal prej...

Our protagonist Leonard is the killer himself all along! Get THAT as a tatoo!

It turns out Daniels is actually Andrew Laeddis, a patient at the facility. Wait.. what?!

When Brad Pitt’s character Detective David Mills learns that his wife was one of the final victims, he falls into Doe’s trap, committing ...

Brad Pitt and Edward Norton is actually the same dude, dude!

Soylent Green is made from humans. They are eating humans, dude! Bon appetit!

She is a he!

The bride kills Bill. I guess the title of this movie is pretty accurate.

William Wallace (Mel Gibson) is captured by the English, executed by being beheaded, drawn & quartered.

He finally dies after telling his story.. Man, this is a long ass movie.

Right when it seems the situation can’t get any worse, you learn that all three are actually ghosts, dealing with the aftermath of their ...

The movie ends much the way it begins. Deane and Hoyle arguing about basketball...

Matthew McConaughey finds the 5th dimension and the movie gets super confusing.

Relax! It was just a birthday prank!

The story takes place in the present day. They are just dressing up like in the good ol' days.

Andy escapes from prison and IMdB thinks this is the best movie of all time... For some reason.

Timothy is the murderer and that twist kinda saves this movie from being total shit.

Deckard might be a replicant. Who knows!

The shark dies at the end.

Logan dies...

Only Mr. Pink survives. Man, this is an awesome movie.

Arnold might still be dreaming...

The karate kid wins the final match by using something called Scissor Kicks. Nice.

The Titanic sinks and Jack dies, even though I am pretty sure there was room for him on that floating board.

Tom Hanks escapes the island after several years and gets home, only to find that his girlfriend got married to someone else because he w...

Forrest finds out that he has a son with that lady.

Ash is a robot and only Ripley survives... And the cat, I guess.

The alien arrives on Earth. And kinda looks like Venom from Spiderman, for some reason.

It turns out the mother was dead all along. That funny looking guy in the wig? That’s her son, Norman Bates!

Amy framed Nick, changed her appearance, and disappeared into hiding. Take that Ben Affleck!

Billy wasn't killed, and the killer turns out to be both him and his friend Stu. Oh, 90's horror movie, y u has such bad acting?

They all be clones, yo!

Aaron Eckhart is Harvey Dent, who is Two-Face and he dies in the end. Batman takes the blame. Bummer.

Bruce Willis dies at the end, saving the world. Nobody's heard anything from Aerosmith since and why the fudge didn't they just train rea...

The Spartans sacrifice themselves and everybody thought this was damn good CGI at the time. But not anymore.

Al Pacino kills Robert De Niro, and this might be the best heist movie ever. Yes, I said it!

Pyle kills himself and Hartman.

That big monkey dies and we learn that Peter jackson shouldn't make movies with big things, only small hobbits.

The ending is like all his other movies. I'm not sure. Sorry.

Only that dude named Kazan survives.

Thorin Oakenshield dies. There. Just saved you from watching this movie. You're welcome.

Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth Vader and Hayden Christensens movie career is officially over.

Sarah Connor destroys Schwarzenegger and an awesome franchise is born.

Mark takes all the money and Ewan McGregor looks young as hell.

Princess Fiona is also one of these green ogre things.

The bride kills O-Ren Ishii's crew and there is a lot of blood. Seriously, a lot.

He throws Fitzgerald to the Apache and I guess it was about time Leo got his Oscar. Even though this isn't his best movie or performance.

Turns out the planet is Earth, ruled by apes. Well, just like earth.

Dorothy defeats the witch by pouring water on her and goes back to Kansas. Easy.

Tony has a problem with addiction and rage. Instead of reading self-help books, he kills everybody until he gets killed himself. Sure, th...

E.T. gets the other aliens to come pick him op. Finally!

She discovers that the devil has impregnated her in exchange for Guy's success as an actor.

Holly falls in love with Paul. Surprise! Even pathetic writers can find love.

They blow it all up. It's Antarctica and global warming would have done that anyway. So, whatever.

They destroy the cannons and Stavros agrees to spare Mallory. Stavros is happy, because he gets the last girl that's in the movie.

The nazis conquer Austria and gets so irritated by Marias singing that they end up deporting them. Makes sense!

Travis gets a nice haircut and tries to kill a senator but fails. Then he kills a pimp and is honored as a hero. Everything is possible i...

Turns out Rosebud was Kanes slade. You got all the money in the world and you miss your childhood sled?

Rick needs to choose between the girl and the resistance. He doesn't choose the girl. He's not french. He is not clever.

Dan and his wife kills Alex and it basically saves their marriage. Cheaper than couples therapy, I guess.

Scarlett marries Rhett when the war is over but frankly, he dosen't give a damn.

Indiana wins, the ark melts the bad guys and dissapears in an American warehouse. Go USA!

Marty makes his parents fall in love, invents rock n' roll and uses lightning to get the timemachine up and running. Man, what a day.

Schindler tells his workers they are free. They give him a ring, engraved with “Whoever saves one life saves the world entire.” He breaks...

They find dry land and Kevin Costner personally invests $22 million in the movie. For this shitty movie?!

Elijah killed a bunch of people and back then, this served as a twist ending.

Sailor gets out of jail again and realize that he's a loser. He does sing Elvis for Lula during the credits. At this point, drugs are a n...