Submitted spoilers (71)

Mars Attacks! (1996)

Apparently Martians die if listening to yodeling music. WTF?!

The Usual Suspects (1995)

Roger 'Verbal' Kint IS Keyser Söze, god dammit!

Return of the Jedi (1983)

Darth Vader didn't kill Lukes father. He IS Luke's father!

12 Angry Men (1957)

Henry Fonda convinces the jury that the accused isn't guilty. The last one to change his vote to is breaks down and reveals personal prej...

Memento (2000)

Our protagonist Leonard is the killer himself all along! Get THAT as a tatoo!

Shutter Island (2010)

It turns out Daniels is actually Andrew Laeddis, a patient at the facility. Wait.. what?!

Se7en (1995)

When Brad Pitt’s character Detective David Mills learns that his wife was one of the final victims, he falls into Doe’s trap, committing ...

Fight Club (1999)

Brad Pitt and Edward Norton is actually the same dude, dude!

Soylent Green (1973)

Soylent Green is made from humans. They are eating humans, dude! Bon appetit!

Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)

The bride kills Bill. I guess the title of this movie is pretty accurate.

Braveheart (1995)

William Wallace (Mel Gibson) is captured by the English, executed by being beheaded, drawn & quartered.

The English Patient (1996)

He finally dies after telling his story.. Man, this is a long ass movie.

The Others (2001)

Right when it seems the situation can’t get any worse, you learn that all three are actually ghosts, dealing with the aftermath of their ...

White Men Can't Jump (1992)

The movie ends much the way it begins. Deane and Hoyle arguing about basketball...

Interstellar (2014)

Matthew McConaughey finds the 5th dimension and the movie gets super confusing.

The Game (1997)

Relax! It was just a birthday prank!

The Village (2004)

The story takes place in the present day. They are just dressing up like in the good ol' days.

The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

Andy escapes from prison and IMdB thinks this is the best movie of all time... For some reason.

Identity (2003)

Timothy is the murderer and that twist kinda saves this movie from being total shit.

Blade Runner (1982)

Deckard might be a replicant. Who knows!

Jaws (1975)

The shark dies at the end.

Logan (2017)

Logan dies...

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

Only Mr. Pink survives. Man, this is an awesome movie.

Total Recall (1990)

Arnold might still be dreaming...

The Karate Kid (1984)

The karate kid wins the final match by using something called Scissor Kicks. Nice.

Titanic (1997)

The Titanic sinks and Jack dies, even though I am pretty sure there was room for him on that floating board.

Cast Away (2000)

Tom Hanks escapes the island after several years and gets home, only to find that his girlfriend got married to someone else because he w...

Forrest Gump (1994)

Forrest finds out that he has a son with that lady.

Alien (1979)

Ash is a robot and only Ripley survives... And the cat, I guess.

Life (2017)

The alien arrives on Earth. And kinda looks like Venom from Spiderman, for some reason.

Psycho (1960)

It turns out the mother was dead all along. That funny looking guy in the wig? That’s her son, Norman Bates!

Gone Girl (2014)

Amy framed Nick, changed her appearance, and disappeared into hiding. Take that Ben Affleck!

Scream (1996)

Billy wasn't killed, and the killer turns out to be both him and his friend Stu. Oh, 90's horror movie, y u has such bad acting?

Oblivion (2013)

They all be clones, yo!

The Dark Knight (2008)

Aaron Eckhart is Harvey Dent, who is Two-Face and he dies in the end. Batman takes the blame. Bummer.

Armageddon (1998)

Bruce Willis dies at the end, saving the world. Nobody's heard anything from Aerosmith since and why the fudge didn't they just train rea...

300 (2006)

The Spartans sacrifice themselves and everybody thought this was damn good CGI at the time. But not anymore.

Heat (1995)

Al Pacino kills Robert De Niro, and this might be the best heist movie ever. Yes, I said it!

Full Metal Jacket (1987)

Pyle kills himself and Hartman.

King Kong (2005)

That big monkey dies and we learn that Peter jackson shouldn't make movies with big things, only small hobbits.

Mulholland Drive (2001)

The ending is like all his other movies. I'm not sure. Sorry.

Cube (1997)

Only that dude named Kazan survives.

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

Thorin Oakenshield dies. There. Just saved you from watching this movie. You're welcome.

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)

Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth Vader and Hayden Christensens movie career is officially over.

The Terminator (1984)

Sarah Connor destroys Schwarzenegger and an awesome franchise is born.

Trainspotting (1996)

Mark takes all the money and Ewan McGregor looks young as hell.

Shrek (2001)

Princess Fiona is also one of these green ogre things.

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

The bride kills O-Ren Ishii's crew and there is a lot of blood. Seriously, a lot.

The Revenant (2015)

He throws Fitzgerald to the Apache and I guess it was about time Leo got his Oscar. Even though this isn't his best movie or performance.

Planet of the Apes (1968)

Turns out the planet is Earth, ruled by apes. Well, just like earth.

The Wizard of Oz (1939)

Dorothy defeats the witch by pouring water on her and goes back to Kansas. Easy.

Scarface (1983)

Tony has a problem with addiction and rage. Instead of reading self-help books, he kills everybody until he gets killed himself. Sure, th...

E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (1982)

E.T. gets the other aliens to come pick him op. Finally!

Rosemary's Baby (1968)

She discovers that the devil has impregnated her in exchange for Guy's success as an actor.

Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961)

Holly falls in love with Paul. Surprise! Even pathetic writers can find love.

The Thing (1982)

They blow it all up. It's Antarctica and global warming would have done that anyway. So, whatever.

The Guns of Navarone (1961)

They destroy the cannons and Stavros agrees to spare Mallory. Stavros is happy, because he gets the last girl that's in the movie.

The Sound of Music (1965)

The nazis conquer Austria and gets so irritated by Marias singing that they end up deporting them. Makes sense!

Taxi Driver (1976)

Travis gets a nice haircut and tries to kill a senator but fails. Then he kills a pimp and is honored as a hero. Everything is possible i...

Citizen Kane (1941)

Turns out Rosebud was Kanes slade. You got all the money in the world and you miss your childhood sled?

Casablanca (1942)

Rick needs to choose between the girl and the resistance. He doesn't choose the girl. He's not french. He is not clever.

Fatal Attraction (1987)

Dan and his wife kills Alex and it basically saves their marriage. Cheaper than couples therapy, I guess.

Gone with the Wind (1939)

Scarlett marries Rhett when the war is over but frankly, he dosen't give a damn.

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Indiana wins, the ark melts the bad guys and dissapears in an American warehouse. Go USA!

Back to the Future (1985)

Marty makes his parents fall in love, invents rock n' roll and uses lightning to get the timemachine up and running. Man, what a day.

Schindler's List (1993)

Schindler tells his workers they are free. They give him a ring, engraved with “Whoever saves one life saves the world entire.” He breaks...

Waterworld (1995)

They find dry land and Kevin Costner personally invests $22 million in the movie. For this shitty movie?!

Unbreakable (2000)

Elijah killed a bunch of people and back then, this served as a twist ending.

Wild at Heart (1990)

Sailor gets out of jail again and realize that he's a loser. He does sing Elvis for Lula during the credits. At this point, drugs are a n...